FebruaryStar://: Archive

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Jan 29th

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Jan 29th

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Jan 24th

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Jan 20th

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Jan 20th

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If Your Mom Wrote Movie Titles

gotothemattresses: lumos-maxima: “Interception” has to be my favorite if only because of the tagline…

Jan 20th

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19 January 2011

J: So I saw on iTunes the Britney Spears had a new single and I immediately bought it and put it on my iPhone without even listening to it.
J: I don't even like her. It's some kind of crazy gay mind control.
M: It's in your gay contract. You are obligated to download any and all Britney as soon as you can.
J: I'm usually so terrible at being gay though.
M: I guess they went ahead and activated your microchip.
J: Probably. About time I guess.
M: Guess so. I had to take a PD test today to make sure I wasn't allergic to the hair due I'm getting tomorrow and I look like a fucking victim of domestic abuse.
J: Ahaha how unfortunate.
M: Yeah. It was awkward walking around campus.
J: You should have been weeping and holding a crumpled picture of yourself in a wedding dress.
M: [photo]
J: Good lord.
M: RIGHT
J: I hope it also inexplicably gave you a black eye.
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M: So my mom & I are deciding on where to go for dinner and I suggested a few things and then I saw "or we could go to India Fresh!" and she flipped me off.
M: ...I guess we're not going to India Fresh...
J: Or maybe she was so excited that she couldn't control her middle fingers.
M: I get that way sometimes.
J: Me too! Constantly.
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M: I HAVE DECIDED TO WRITE A PAMPHLET ON STIs AND IT WILL BE CALLED "CHLAMYDI-HUH?"
J: Oh man. Yes. A thousand times yes.

Jan 20th

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Jan 18th

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Limoncello and Infusing Vodka

Recipes and how-to-advice February’s upcoming Craft Club project is Limoncello. Here’s our initial recipe: Ingredients: 10 unwaxed Lemons 1 liter (about 4 1/4 cups) vodka 6 cups white sugar 3-4 cups water (see procedure below) Procedure: Wash and dry lemons Using a vegetable peeler to remove skins, being careful not to cut into the bitter white pith Place skins in an...

Jan 17th

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Happy New Year!

What? It’s only 16 days in. Suck it. (No, don’t unfollow. I love you. I’m sorry. Just read on.) SO. I do a lot of reblogging. A WHOLE LOT. It’s not that I don’t have any original thoughts. I mean, I have a bunch of thoughts. All day long. But I rarely, truly blog anymore. If you want to know, this past semester at school was soul-crushing and way more work than I...

Jan 17th