6 September

J: Did you know that there's only 15 calories in a teaspoon of sugar?
M: …no…?
J: I thought that was interesting haha
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M: My friend just posted this as her FB status, quoting her godmother. I am crying. "That lady just pissed me off! She yelled an obscenity at me! All of a sudden my mouth moved quicker than my brain and I shouted 'CRACKWHORE!' as loud as I could. I don't know if she does drugs, and I certainly don't know about her indiscretions, but man…she was just being mean!"
J: Ahahahahaha awesome.

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