13 September
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- M: BOAT!
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- M: I had the shakes, so naturally I reached for a Monster. I might die.
- J: Oh good!
- M: Totally.
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- M: This Monster is starting to taste like beer to me, except with a sugary aftertaste. I might be just drinking too much beer…
- J: Yeah probably. I drink beer now!
- M: I'm so excited. I love beer so much.
- J: I'm getting the hang of it.
- M: I've become a goddamned beer oracle.
- J: Beeracle!
- M: I LOVE IT.
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- M. …aaaaaaand now I have Ke$ha in my head. This class is doomed.
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- J: Whoooooon
- J: Nope. That was supposed to be Whoo.
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- J: You were a hipster once.
- M: Except I didn't wear any plaid.
- J: But you were plaid on the inside.
- M: You should write Hallmark cards.
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- M: There's a super obnoxious girl in my class. I may kill her.
- J: You should!
- M: She's hit her head on the wall. Hard. Twice.
- J: How?
- M: Laughing.
- J: Oh. Annoying.
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- M: There's another girl in this class that supposedly works in accounting and keeps getting every question wrong.
- J: Haha awesome.
- M: Priceless. She keeps asking questions related to her job. hahahaha
- J: That's so unfortunate. hahaha
- M: She's so dumb. YAY CLASS IS DONE AND PROF MADE QUIZ TAKE HOME.
- J: AAAAAHHHHHHH
- M: hahaha It's the little things.
- J: You should do whatever the opposite of killing his family is. To thank him.