18 September
- M: MY FEET ARE GOING TO FALL OFF.
- J: You should cut them off before they get the chance, so they know who's boss.
- M: I might have to.
- J: I'm pretty sure I have sudden onset hysterical pregnancy.
- M: Excuse me?
- J: It feels like there's a baby all up inside me.
- J: I have morning sickness and crave pickles.
- M: I think you're just hungover.
- J: Yeah one of those two things.
- M: Ha.
- J: I like the term 'hysterical' used as part of a medical condition. I think I'm going to start telling people I have hysterical lupus.