20 September
- M: This morning's status update gem: "12 years ago today, I became a woman. Happy Birthday, Menses!" Who posts that???
- J: Bahaha awesome.
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- M: I AM SO CRACKED OUT ON ROCKSTAR. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE???
- J: Ahahaha awesome.
- M: I'm exhausted, and the hyper is inside my body. Like in my torso. I feel it. But my eyes may close at any minute. hahaha MAYBE I'M DYING!
- M: I FEEL LIKE DANCING.
- J: You need to just dance it all out haha
- M: That sounds mighty gay.
- J: Well excuse the fuck out of me for trying to help you not die.
- M: i love you
- J: And I love you!
- M: I think my bottom wisdom tooth on my right side is going to come in. I can't tell if it's actually my jaw bone or not because my tongue won't fold the right way to check it out. Is it possible to have a dominant side for your tongue, like how people are right- or left-handed?
- J: Yes? I have no idea.
- M: Does your tongue go both ways???
- J: It does! Maybe you had a stroke.
- M: Fuck.