29 September
- M: All the eye candy I've been admiring is taken. haha. Snooze = lose.
- J: Aww. You should just get all up in there anyway.
- M: Blatant. In front of their girlfriends.
- J: Exactly. It's like mountain lions. You just have to show them you're not afraid of them, and they'll back off.
- M: I'm sure you're right.
- ...
- M: This band started playing the overture to The Wizard of Oz and segued into The Addams Family theme and back into Somewhere Over The Rainbow. I don't understand.
- J: Hahahahaha that's awesome.
- M: They didn't introduce the witch's theme at all. They substituted another thing entirely.
- J: The Addams Family were kind of like witches, I guess.
- M: In a totally non-witch kind of way, yes.
- J: You think everything's not a witch.
- M: I'm a witch.
- J: No arguments here.
- ...
- M: "Sorry. :-/ At least 90% herpes by complete strangers. OMG PURRRR! PURRR MOTHERFUCKER!"
- J: :D :D :D
- M: This makes me weep.
- J: Isn't it the greatest? I literally spent an hour and a half on it this morning, just refreshing it and dying.
- M: So. Funny.
- M: "Sigh. Sorry. :-/ Yep! I shit out of stuff in and a lot of you. You're told you get two."
- J: Ahhh it's so wonderfully strange.
- M: It makes everyone sound like Bjork.
- J: Hahahaha exactly.
- J: I did one with my new twitter and got "All up in people's girlfriends like mountain lions."
- J: So much joy.
- M: So. Good.